Monkeys Wearing Little Pants

and my manifold musings

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christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

(Source: yungnics, via mydrunkkitchen)

Filed under Nicki Minaj She's amazing.

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And so my last day of work here will be a microcosm of my overall experience at SquashSmarts: I will be in the office when most of my co-workers are not, and then I will have to stay significantly past when the office closes in order to pick up students from a camp. And the lunch that every other former employee (including interns) has gotten as a farewell isn’t happening.

In conclusion, screw this place.

Filed under Personal Work So done with this place.

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steamchampion:

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I’m a geology student in Australia. Interned this summer at an opal mine. They find theses opalized fossils there.

P R A I S E H E L I X

cc anniewerner

Australia: even our geology does not fuck around.Give us any old dead crap, we’ll make an opal out of it.

I wanna rub my face on it.

Guys. Why has no one taken it to the Devon Corporation yet? THAT’S A FREAKING OMANYTE. 

teratocybernetics:

thingsamylikes:

continuants:

steamchampion:

ircimages:

I’m a geology student in Australia. Interned this summer at an opal mine. They find theses opalized fossils there.

P R A I S E
H E L I X

cc anniewerner

Australia: even our geology does not fuck around.
Give us any old dead crap, we’ll make an opal out of it.

I wanna rub my face on it.

Guys. Why has no one taken it to the Devon Corporation yet? THAT’S A FREAKING OMANYTE. 

(via lighttothelight)

Filed under Seriously guys. Use your brains. Pokemon Fossil Omanyte